Happy Birthday to my Sister!

One of my biggest inspirations in health has been my sister. She has been into fitness for a long time now, and has always been the model of health and fitness to me and everyone in the family. She regularly participates in Spartan runs, mud runs, fun runs, 5k’s, and all kinds of other runs. In the past few years, she’s even gotten involved with body building and has won some awards!

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This girl is only 2 years younger than me!!!

I hope one day she and I can do some of these runs together. I won’t be doing any body building contests, but running? I can do that! We used to do lots of stuff together as kids; it’d be nice to do so again as adults.

I wish her a HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY, and many more years of health and fitness!

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She doesn’t just look good; she hits harder than a Mack truck, too!

This one will be a tough pill to swallow

This is for those who are overweight. If you are already at your ideal weight, you should probably skip this blog post. 


I’m not going to sugarcoat it. I’m not going to say it nicely. I’m going to come right out and say what you already know: you’re fat and you need to lose weight. That’s why you’re here. That’s why you searched out this blog, and it’s why you are reading.

If you are offended, then you’re not ready to change. You are in denial, and you won’t succeed. If you don’t like that, too bad, snowflake. I’m not here to coddle you, shower you with kindness, and hold your delicate ego while you make empty gestures in an attempt to lose weight so you can say you’re working, “So hard” to lose the weight while really not doing anything that resembles work. Don’t waste my time, and more importantly, don’t waste your own.

You didn’t get fat in a day, and you won’t lose it all in a day. Or a week. Or even a month. It will take a long time, and it will take some serious effort. I’m not talking about effort in the gym. Anyone can go to a gym, and many do for years without losing weight. I’m talking about effort over your mind, over your own desires and cravings. You will have to conquer the greatest enemy you’ve ever faced: yourself.

You have to wean yourself off sugar. That means nothing with added sugar, grains, dairy, legumes, and artificial sweeteners. Yes, even alcohol. If that’s too much for you, go away. You will fail, and I won’t be part of that.

You have to do it cold turkey. “Moderation” is a myth and, to be frank, complete bullshit. If you could have ever exercised moderation, you would have done so already and you wouldn’t be fat.

I don’t judge you for being fat. I was fat, and I was okay with it for a long time. Until I wasn’t. Then, I did something about it. If you’re still reading after everything I’ve said, then it seems you’re ready to do something about it too.

Feel angry? Embarrassed? Upset? USE THAT ENERGY TO DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO LOSE WEIGHT AND GET HEALTHY! Go to whole30.com. Read it. Read it again. Then, DO IT. It’s simple. I didn’t say it was easy because it’s not. The first 3-7 days will be the most hellish experience you will likely ever face. But once on the other side of it, you will feel better than you probably have in your entire life, and things will change for the better.

Got questions? Need help? Want to talk? Let me know! I’m here to help. And I promise, I’m much nicer than this post makes me sound. It’s just that breaking through the shell of denial sometimes requires blunt force (hence this post).

Stepping Up My Game: Sous Vide

I TOTALLY didn’t buy this for her to benefit me. Nope. Not at all.

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Happy Mothers Day, everyone!  Mr. Paleo Marine got IMG_2724[1]me a really awesome Mother’s Day gift this year – an Anova Precision Cooker for sous vide.  I’ve never tried sous vide cooking before, and honestly I’ve been a bit intimidated by it… anything with a fancy French name sounds complicated in my book.  Turns out, there was nothing to be afraid of – in fact, I’ll say that it rivals the Instant Pot in its simplicity, with the convenience of a slow cooker.

After spending some time reading up on sous vide in general and agonizing over what to try first, I decided to go big or go home, and break in the new toy with lamb chops.  I’m a big fan of lamb, but I am always afraid of preparing it myself for fear of drying out an ruining a fairly expensive chunk of meat.  But it was Mother’s…

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Sleep is overlooked and super important

When I did my first Whole30, I made sure I slept a minimum of eight hours a night. At the end of my 30 days, I had lost a solid 20 lbs. I kept my sleep pattern up for the next year, and lost an average of 10 lbs per month. Then, once I hit around 175 lbs, I let my sleep numbers drop to about 6.5-7 hours a night, and my weight loss stopped. I had also allowed a post-dinner treat (called a dessert) to also come back into my diet which didn’t help matters. My weight hovered between 175-177 lbs for five months. After eliminating the dessert and ensuring I got my minimum of 8 hours of sleep each night, my weight loss kicked back in, and in the past month, I’m down 8 lbs to a solid 166.9 lbs. That’s just within TWO POUNDS from my FINAL GOAL!!!

In my experience, the following is a list of factors to successful weight loss (in order of importance):

  1. Diet. Eat good foods in the right amounts. Get rid of foods that are not good to you.
  2. Sleep. I put this higher than exercise, because you don’t need exercise to lose weight, but you can’t lose as much weight as quickly without sleep.
  3. Exercise. Move for 30 minutes. Doesn’t have to be running or hard cardio; just get the heart rate up for 30 solid minutes every day, or every other day.

I can’t say enough how important sleep is to losing weight. Some people think eating small meals throughout the day is the key to losing weight. Others think that drinking lots of water throughout the day is the key. There are those who think eating low-fat is the key. Others calorie count their way through a day in their bid to lose weight. I contend that a good diet (like Paleo!) coupled with exercise and SLEEP is the key.

No, I’m not always grumpy

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An amazing pen and gouache drawing of me by Redditor /u/Jastyoot.

To the uninitiated, I may appear grumpy. Well, that’s not true. I’m actually quite a cheerful and happy guy. What I also am, however, is blunt. I don’t sugar-coat things, and I don’t beat around the bush. If it needs to be said I will say it. Sometimes, with tact, and sometimes with less tact. I always try to be as nice as I can without watering down the message.

This blog is an extension of me. It’s not my sole means of communications with the world. Like many people, I have Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and others. Even if you were to look at all the social media that I post, it still wouldn’t really give you a really good picture of who I am until you put that together with who I am in person.

The past few weeks have seen me posting here on this blog on topics that exasperate me from time to time. It may seem like I am unhappy or feeling frustrated all the time. Nothing could be further from the truth. Many of my blog posts are the result of an interaction or a conversation and I feel inspired to write about it. I typically don’t post more than once a day unless there’s something important or worthy of an unscheduled post, so it goes into the queue. It’s how I stay on top of ensuring there’s always new content here.

I’m not frustrated, upset, stressed, or even cranky. Heck, I’m actually pretty overjoyed with the progress people I know are making. They’ve changed their lives for the better, and they continue to see positive movement in reducing their weight, getting healthier, and in some cases, even getting fit. That’s incredibly satisfying, and I am humbled when they thank me.

There’s an old saying: “Tell it to the Marines.

This legend ‘Tell it to the Marines’ goes back to 1664, when Charles 2nd was king of England. A ship’s Master returned from a long cruise and told the King a sea story he couldn’t believe. “Fish that could fly like birds?” the Merry Monarch exclaimed. “I have my doubts!” “Nay sire it is true,” said Sir William Killgren, Colonel of the new British Marine Regiment raised that year. “I have myself seen flying fish many a time in the Southern Waters. I vouch for the truth of this strange tale, Your Majesty.” The King thought it over. At last he turned to Samuel Pepys, the secretary of the Admiralty. “Mr Pepys,” he said, “No class of our subjects hath such knowledge of odd things on land or sea as our Marines. Hereafter when we hear a yarn that lacketh likelihood, we tell it to the Marines, for if they believe it, then we shall know it is true.”

I tell it like I see it; no more, no less. I don’t make up my information; it’s based off of what I have experienced first-hand. This may or may not work for you, but it’s worked for me.

The energy I felt when I was young wasn’t youth; it was being fit

I’m not talking about being a kid or a teenager. I’m talking about when I was in my 20’s. I felt energetic, flexible, mobile, and ready to take on the world. After I turned 30, I remember things feeling more sluggish, my body was harder to move around, and my energy levels began to drop. By my 40’s, I was feeling like the proverbial, “Old man,” especially in the mornings. I thought that what I was feeling was a normal progression of age. What I didn’t realize was that it was actually signs of declining health and fitness.

As I began losing weight, my energy levels shot up. Surely, it wasn’t due to the lost weight but to the better diet. However, as I continued to lose weight, things like flexibility, mobility, and fitness started improving. I felt better, had fewer aches and pains, and even felt mentally sharper. Things started falling into place more easily and more often. Then it struck me; this is how I felt when I was young.

We all accept aging as something inevitable and unavoidable (because DUH, it is inevitable), but the way we feel as we age is up to us*. We decide what we put into our bodies, and we decide how much exercise we get. We are the gatekeepers of our health and fitness. If you don’t want to feel sluggish and tired and dragging, then do something about it. If you lament your loss of breath when you climb a flight of stairs, do something about it. Nobody can or will do it for you. This is on your shoulders, and you have no-one to blame but yourself.

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I feel like I’m in my 20’s again. Sure, there are times when I do feel an ache or pain that is legitimately caused by age, but those days are far fewer and in between than they used to be. Best yet; often, when I run, the ache or pain melts away. It turns out that a lot of those little aches or pains are just the body wanting more activity.


*There are people who develop physical ailments, contract diseases, or suffer from a natural breakdown of body function due to the aging process. I know that we can’t exercise or eat away genetics or disease. However, I do feel that diet and exercise can mitigate many issues people face when aging.

Remember the Unicorn? Here comes the Mermaid!

Those drinks from Starbucks are anything but good for you, filled with sugar, sugar, dairy, and more sugar. They are literally the antithesis of everything in my diet, and is a symbol of what’s wrong with our American diet. We don’t see sugar for the harmful and dangerous substance that it truly is.

I didn’t try the Unicorn, and I sure as heck won’t be trying the Mermaid. Why? Aside from the fact they are filled with sugar and dairy, they don’t appeal to me. I used to drink my sugar with coffee and cream, but now that I’ve weaned myself from the sugar addiction, the last thing I want is to drink anything that has sugar in it. Not just because it’s not good for me, but because I find any drink with artificial or even natural sweeteners to be far too sweet for my palate now.

One of the strange but welcome side-effects of having cut sugar from my diet is that I can taste the natural sweetness in many foods that I thought either had lost their sweetness or weren’t sweet at all. Strawberries, cantaloupe, raspberries, blueberries, and apples are among the foods I thought weren’t as sweet as they were in my childhood. Then I cut sugar out of my diet and I found that all those fruits (and more!) are just as sweet, if not sweeter than I remembered them to be. Plums? WOW! Even more amazing. All it took was for me to take added sugar out of my diet.

If you find strawberries and other fruits to be bland, it’s likely because your diet is filled with sugar and your tongue doesn’t register the natural sweetness anymore. It’s why Starbucks makes these sugar-saturated drinks. It’s what they need to do to keep you hooked on these liquid fat grenades.

I will pass on these (and the vast majority of) Starbucks drinks, and if you want to be healthy, I recommend you do the same.

Paleo|f(x) 2017

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Sherry and me at Paleo|f(x) last year

We’re going.

I can’t wait!

It’s coming up next weekend in Austin, TX, and this time, we’re going with our friends Kenny and Elaine. Sherry and I went last year, and we had a blast! We not only learned some new things about Paleo, but we found countless food products, ingredients, and even toothpaste that fit into our Paleo lifestyle. I ate a lot of food that day and bought a lot of stuff to take with us. Many of those things have found their way into our daily lives (I’m looking at you, The Dirt!) and I look forward to buying more of some other items we enjoyed last time and stocked up on.

We may also sit in on some panels if we have time and if they are interesting. To us, the best part was finding foods we could eat without sabotaging our lifestyle and health and the many sources of ingredients and products that are available but sometimes difficult to find. Fortunately, as the Paleo Diet gains popularity and momentum, products are getting easier to find. Paleo|f(x) is definitely going to be fun, and I look forward to posting photos and reviews of products we find there this coming weekend!

Sometimes, it’s hard to not scream

This is a bit of a rant. I apologize if you feel this is directed towards you. It’s not directed at anyone in particular, but it is something I experience at least weekly.


63B6771D-When I am asked questions about losing weight, eating healthy, or fitness, I always make time for people. I answer all their questions and make sure to offer myself for any additional info, motivation, or pep talks. I do this because I believe that we’ve had so much bad information for so long, someone needs to let people in on the truth about our horrible diet that the government and our education system continues to tell us is healthy.

But then, after spending time with certain people explaining it all to them, answering their questions, and even helping them plan their new diet, I see them doing the exact opposite of what we discussed. I see them continue on with the bad habits as if we’d never talked, never made plans, and they’d never resolved to change their diet.

And then, a little while later, I hear them lamenting to someone else how their new diet hasn’t done anything for them, how what I am doing just isn’t working for them, and how their body must be completely different from mine.

It’s maddening, and sometimes I want to scream.

No, it probably has nothing to do with the cinnamon rolls you had for breakfast. Probably nothing to do with the fried chicken you ate at lunch with the rolls and potato salad. Definitely nothing to do with the Big Mac you ate for dinner.

I know. People sometimes need a few starts to get going. It’s hard to quit sugar, and not everyone has the strength to get past the initial shock of leaving sugar and bad foods behind. That’s what I keep telling myself: I had a hard time in the beginning.

So, as frustrating as it can be to see you eating your unhealthy food, I’m still in your corner. I’m here hoping you find the strength to persevere and make the changes that will improve the quality of your life, and yes, even help you lose weight. I see it as if someone were bleeding to death and I handed them a tourniquet and instructions on how to use it and the person continued to sit there and watch themselves bleed out. I guess getting rid of sugar, grains, and dairy can be a pretty big shock to the system, but you have weight to lose and a whole new life to gain!

Pinterest FTW!

Some of the latest amazing recipes Sherry found and/or modified for our meals this week. I can’t say enough how tasty these three recipes are!

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This past weekend I finally had a full Sunday to do my cooking thing, and it’s been quite a while, so I had lots of new things to try.  Recently we’ve had such lovely cool evenings that E.J. and I have been sitting out on the front porch with the Buddy monster and just relaxing – him with his pipe, and me with Pinterest.  Pinterest really is a fun way to collect ideas for Paleo recipes, because 1) there are lots of them already out there with wonderful mouth-watering photos and 2) because sometimes you find a mouth-watering photo for something that isn’t Paleo, but it wouldn’t be that hard to adjust.  Here are the Pinterest wins I had this week:

  • Paleo Chicken Pot Pie – This is apparently one of Brendon’s favorite foods, and I never really knew it.  I remember tolerating pot pieIMG_2714 as a kid – mostly…

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